“Alice flashed him a bright smile. “Come to think of it, you could help me write my Tinder profile.”
“Tinder!” Aaron almost yelped. “Alice, I really don’t think—”
She raised an eyebrow. “Why not?”
“It’s full of guys out for a quick shag.”
“Like you?”
“Yes, I mean—no!”
“Well, I’m not averse to a few practice shags.”
”
―
Davina Stone,
The Alice Equation