“Birthdays, I shudder just thinking about them. I stopped having celebrated birthdays when I reached twenty-one. Think about it, by that age you’ve achieved all the golden rings they dangled in front of you. You can drive, vote, and get into bars legally, after that it’s a fast tumble down a large hill. The thought of celebrating that fall is not my idea of fun. ~Keely Fey”
―
A.R. Miller,
Unenchanted