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“Puppa had saved me again—this time, by way of fart.”
― Nick Yetto, Sommelier of Deformity

“I thought of something Puppa used to say. "The human brain can only contain thirty years of memory. Ten years of childhood. Ten years of adolescence. Ten years of early adulthood. After that, it's all as one day, and that day is spent solely in reflection.”
― Nick Yetto, Sommelier of Deformity

“When she thought of that long night, it was like remembering an extraordinarily tough match where she’d prevailed. Except there was no trophy or applause. The only recognition you got for surviving a night like that came from other mothers. Only they understood the epic nature of your trivial achievements.”
― Liane Moriarty, Apples Never Fall