Mindy > Mindy's Quotes

“Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!”
― Dave Barry

“Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”
― Mark Twain (Author)

“People assume time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff”
― Steven Moffat

“If the lion knew his own strength, hard were it for any man to rule him.”
― Sir Thomas More

“There's no such thing! Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're 90, sometimes before we're even born, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it! I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass... it's always ugly - ALWAYS! You can live with dignity; you can't die with it.”
― Gregory House, M.D.

“People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.”
― Gregory House, M.D.