“Just how rich are you?” I finally ask. “Pretty rich,” Snabe informs me. “I didn’t really earn it, though. I was written into incredible wealth by Chuck Tingle, the author. You can’t really just be a bad boy in books like this, you’ve gotta be a billionaire bad boy. It’s kinda toxic, actually.” I”
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Chuck Tingle,
Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus
