R.M. Gilmore > R.M.'s Quotes

“I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir,' said Alice, 'Because I'm not myself you see.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass

“Where's Agent Mulder when you need him?”
― RM Gilmore

“You know I hate banks, that's my purse stash kid. (Tatum)”
― RM Gilmore

“It's a damn good thing I'm not the damsel in distress type; we'd all be f*cked.”
― RM Gilmore

“Of all the times to have a first kiss, headless dead bitches meandering through your house probably wasn't the best.”
― RM Gilmore

“I swear, I think my brother only let me move in so he'd have a live-in maid. He's too scared of marriage to get a wife, so his sister was the next best thing. I realize that comment could be taken wrong by certain folks seeing as though we're from Arkansas. But it’s not that way. I love him and he loves me. In a take a bullet for each other kinda way, not the marrying kind.”
― R.M. Gilmore, Becoming