Tim > Tim's Quotes

“I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.”
― Dorothy Parker

“Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.”
― Dorothy Parker

“I think that the direction in which a writer should look is around.”
― Dorothy Parker

“What fresh hell is this?”
― Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker

“I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”
― Dorothy Parker

“Women and elephants never forget.”
― Dorothy Parker