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“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”
― Milton Berle

“Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn't turn it on.”
― Erma Bombeck

“A mother is a mother from the moment her baby is first placed in her arms until eternity. It didn't matter if her child were three, thirteen, or thirty.”
― Sarah Strohmeyer, Kindred Spirits

“Then she had been a fiancee, a young wife, and a mother, and she had discovered that these words were far too small ever to contain the experience.”
― Kim Edwards, The Memory Keeper's Daughter