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“But this damn article I started reading made me feel almost worse. It was all about hormones. It described how you should look, your face and eyes and all, if your hormones were in good shape, and I didn’t look that way at all.”
― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

“what was life but a series of hard jobs you had to endure because you’d screwed up the easy ones?”
― Jason Pargin, I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom

“In 2032, Thorp campaigned for the Republican nomination from a Leavenworth prison cell, and he would have won another term—handily, given the price of eggs—if not for a catastrophic lack of campaign funds.”
― Jonathan Katz, Cleave the Sparrow

“It was a hot girl summer for mutually assured destruction.”
― Jonathan Katz, Cleave the Sparrow