Nicole > Nicole's Quotes

“So that’s it then. You’re just going to be mean to me. (Artemis)
Mean to you? Mean? Fuck you, Artemis! I was butchered on the floor by your brother while you watched it happen. Then, when I was finally happy someplace, gods forbid, you tricked me into drinking your blood to bind me to you. And you think I’m mean? Bitch, please, you haven’t seen mean yet. (Acheron)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“Please, Achimou? (Tory)
You are the only being who’s ever called me that. (Acheron)
Well, I’d call you babycakes, but I think that might offend you even more. (Tory)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“And as I recall, you told me to shut up. (Acheron)
I’m an asshole. I admit it. I’ve been going to weekly Assholes Anonymous meetings, but it takes a long time to undo a few thousand years of habit. And to think you have even more years to undo than me. (Zarek)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“Shut up, sit down, and read. (Tory)
Please? (Acheron)
You need something? (Tory)
You to be polite to me, Ms. I Own The World- Now Do What I Say You Pathetic Pleb. (Acheron)
You don’t strike me as the kind of guy who takes orders anyway. (Tory)
Yes, but a simple please goes a long way. I’m the one doing you a favor here. (Acheron)
Fine. Please sit down, shut up, and read. (Tory)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“I don’t want any more insults. I’d like to experience three whole minutes in your presence before you lay into me again…and we really should make sure the tools are all locked up. (Acheron)
(He pulled the sleeve of his jacket back to look at his watch.)
Let me start timing… (Acheron)
(She opened her mouth to respond, but he held his hand up.)
Wait for it. We got two minutes and fifty-give seconds to go. (Acheron)
I’m not that bad. (Tory)
Yeah…you’re not standing in my shoes. (Acheron)
And judging by the ungodly size of them, I don’t think there are many people who could. (Tory)
We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we just set a new record. (Acheron)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“You know the saying, don’t kill the messenger? Hold that thought really, really close to your hearts. (Hermes)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“You are freakishly tall, aren’t you? (Tory)
For a woman wanting my help you are ever determined to insult me. Should I make this as painless as possible and leave now before the die-painfully-you-asshole-prick stuff starts again? (Acheron)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“You’re barely one step up from the Australopithecines, aren’t you? (Acheron)
Hey, be respectful when you say that, snot nose. Haven’t you seen the commercials? Us cavemen are very sensitive people. (Savitar)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“Surprise me, Atlantean. Attack. This isn’t a dance party. (Takeshi)
You know, this isn’t building my confidence. In fact, I think I’m just going to lie here for a bit and take in some sun. (Acheron)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“You go to him for advice? He’s only what? Five years old? I swear I own older sweaters. (Tory)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“You don’t deal with anything, Savitar. You sit out here in the sun, catching waves, spewing bullshit philosophy you don’t follow. (Acheron)
You’re right. I gave up trying to affect my destiny a long time ago. But that’s because every time I tried to change the future, I fucked it up worse. Eventually the rat gets tired of pulling the lever and sits down in his corner to lick his wounds. So if you’re ready to hang it up, come sit on the beach with me. (Savitar)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“Hey, aren’t we forgetting something? (Savitar)
Your dignity? (Takeshi)
No, you have me confused with you again. Aren’t you supposed to be training him? (Savitar)
So you admit my superiority by deflecting my attention to the neophyte. (Takeshi)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“Where did you learn to ride anyway? Disasters-R-Us? (Tory)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“Her new powers surging, she went to have a long overdue Come-to-Jesus talk with the goddess. (Tory)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“Have any of you taken a look out at Greece in the last, say, hour or so? (Hermes)
What? Are they reacting to the fact I cursed the Apollites? (Apollo)
I don’t think that bothers them nearly as much as the fact the island of Atlantis is now gone and the Atlantean goddess Apollymi is cutting a swathe through our country, laying waste to everyone and everything she comes into contact with. And in case you’re curious, she’s headed straight for us. I could be really wrong here, but I’m guessing the woman’s extremely pissed. (Hermes)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“Ah, you fight like a sissy demon. (Takeshi)
Sissy demon? Have you ever met a sissy demon? (Savitar)
I killed three this morning. (Takeshi)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“Your mother was a goatherder. (Savitar)
It’s an honorable profession. (Takeshi)
Yeah, for a goat. (Savitar)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“The slightest stirring in the air can set a hurricane in motion a thousand miles off. (Acheron)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Unleash the Night

“The tiger lies low not from fear, but for aim.
~Wren”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Unleash the Night

“How do you feel? (Maggie)
Like I got hit by a bus that decided to back up a few times and make sure it finished the job. I think it must have ground its tires on my ribs during the last run. You know, just in case I might actually want to breathe again in my lifetime. (Wren)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Unleash the Night

“Not that I’ve ever feared a fight or backed down from one –(Wren)
That’s the truth. I swear he’s half beta fish. He’d fight his own reflection to prove a point. (Maggie)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Unleash the Night

“I’m not putting my faith or life in anyone’s hands. All that ever got me was screwed, and my ass is currently sore from it. (Wren)
Nice imagery there, tiger. Graphic. Ever think of writing children’s books? (Fury)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Unleash the Night

“You know, those parlor tricks would be much more impressive if they actually helped me. (Danger)
I wanted to see what you had in you. (Alexion)
Piss and vinegar. Next time you don’t help me, I’ll unleash it fully against you. (Danger)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Sins of the Night

“And neither do I, asshole. (Wren)
Wow. Multiple syllables and a whole sentence from the tiger. Who’d have ever thought it? Whoever she was, she must have had a lot of talent to make you speak. Next thing you know, she’ll have the dead walking. Quick, call a Dark-Hunter. I’m sure some of them would like another resurrection. (Dev)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Unleash the Night

“Let me guess. The big one is due in on the north shore? (Dante)
Yes. So let’s make this quick. I have a board, a wave, and a babe with my name on them and I would like to take advantage of all three. (Savitar)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Unleash the Night

“What happened to him? (Lioness)
He pissed me off. (Savitar)
Why hasn’t one of the other jaguars taken his place? (Lioness)
He pissed me off...big time. (Savitar)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Unleash the Night

“What happened to your hair, tiger? (Fang)
It fell off. (Wren)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Unleash the Night

“Yeah. And Savitar predates him. He has presided over this council since the very beginning, and notice, Savitar looks about thirty. We don’t know what he is, but he ain’t one of us and he ain’t human. And trust me, you don’t want to mess with him. (Paris)
Thank you for that highly unamusing summation. Next time I have insomnia, I know who to call. In the meantime, little lioness who would probably like to live another year, don’t interrupt me again. I don’t like it and I tend to kill the things I don’t like. (Savitar)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Unleash the Night

“Everyone suffers at least one bad betrayal in their lifetime. It’s what unites us. The trick is not to let it destroy your trust in others when that happens. Don’t let them take that from you.”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Invincible

“Nick froze instantly. "You don't mock my mother. You don't speak of her in anything but the most reverent of tones. I don't care if you are Death, I will open a can of Cajun whup-ass all over you, boy.”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Invincible