Seana Kelly > Seana's Quotes

“What kind of a douche buys light beer and mayonnaise and calls it food?”
― Seana Kelly, The Dead Don’t Drink at Lafitte’s

“Wherein a Werewolf, a Wicche, a Vampire, and a Demon Discuss the Likelihood of a Zombie Apocalypse”
― Seana Kelly, The Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar

“Today was the day. My Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar was reopening.”
― Seana Kelly, The Wicche Glass Tavern