Al > Al's Quotes

“two-o-clock,”
― Marcus Emerson, The Scavengers Strike Back

“SIR Davy of Spencer, Kid Youtuber, professional knight in shining armor, wooer of hot babes, and totally one of the coolest kids of all time in this universe and every possible multiverse.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 9: Everything is Fine (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“Have you ever had to eat lunch by yourself in a roomful of kids as they talked about you?”
― Marcus Emerson, Rise of the Red Ninjas

“Can’t we just use balloons instead? How about… It was a way to pop two balloons with one pin… Eat two cupcakes with one mouth… Kick two butts with one foot… No, no, wait – not that last one. That last one’s not good, either. My bad.”
― Marcus Emerson, Suckerpunch