Michael > Michael's Quotes

“Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”
― Carroll Bryant

“Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it's to serve as a bad example”
― Carroll Bryant

“It's not how many times you fall. And it's not how many times you get back up. It's about how much money you have to pay people to admit that the whole incident didn't even occur to begin with.”
― Carroll Bryant

“Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.”
― Chili Davis