Christopher Timms > Christopher's Quotes

“There are a certain amount of lies that are acceptable, on returning home from a gap year.”
― Christopher J. Timms, The Aussie Mana Apocalypse

“You are not dying until you tell me how to get a space T-rex, do you hear me?”
― Christopher J. Timms, Conviction

“Yeah, not anymore. From now on, this place is called Pallet Town.”
― Blaise Corvin, Hostile Takeover

“Have you taken them prisoner?" "In a metaphorical sense, yes." "And in a literal sense?" "Also yes." "What do you want?”
― C.B. Titus, Armor

“You have to try this new recipe! It’s called bacon and egg ramen! It’s delicious!”
― Jakob Tanner, Second Chance Swordsman, Book 1

“Tim Tams – clearly purchased by some cheap bastard who didn’t want to spring for the much superior Double Coat variety. I knew you could buy those biscuits overseas – I’d done so many times doing book signing tours for a little slice of home – but I had a feeling I was still in Australia.”
― Matthew J. Barbeler, Bleeding Edge

“(Corsair abilities shall slowly decrease or be revoked by an individual who does not conduct himself properly or wear appropriate”
― Michael Angel, Pirate Wizard

“No need. You men have a hard job, and the Trek across Kadia hasn’t been easy on any of us. In the future, I only ask that you verify an anime before you shoot, not after.”
― Reece Brooks, Iron Blooded 3