Mack > Mack's Quotes

“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”
― Emo Philips

“I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.”
― Emo Philips

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
― Emo Philips