“I may be a creature of the night,” he wiggled the fingers of his free hand in the air in mock spookiness, “but I happen to enjoy running water and electricity.” I snapped my fingers in an aw shucks gesture and said mournfully, “You’ve shattered all of my illusions.”
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Sara C. Roethle,
Xoe: or Vampires, and Werewolves, and Demons, Oh My!