Diane Alberts > Diane's Quotes

“I'm here, watching you hate me, and I'm not going anywhere. It's my turn to have the broken heart. I can handle that. But it won't make me stop f*cking caring, damn it.. Without that, I'll keep living, but I'll die alone, because no one else will ever replace you.”
― Jen McLaughlin, Out of Mind

“It was ridiculous that people spent so much damn time picking out a casket based on what the dead person lying in it would have liked. They wouldn't ever see it - so why the hell did it matter if it was the right color? Or if it had top-of-the-line pillows. They wouldn't feel a f*cking thing. They were blissfully, blessedly unaware of all these proceedings.”
― Jen McLaughlin, Out of Mind

“I find you adorkable.”
― Jen McLaughlin, Out of Line

“I’d like to say I deserve you, but the truth is I don’t and never will. You deserve a prince, and you’re not going to catch him wearing that.”
― Jen McLaughlin, Out of Line

“I'd curl up with a good romance book with my current book boyfriend and pretend the real world didn't exist for a little while.”
― Jen McLaughlin, Out of Line

“If I had to watch her kiss another guy, I wouldn't be responsible for my reactions. I couldn't have her, but I didn't want anyone else to have her.”
― Jen McLaughlin, Out of Line

“Did you know two out of six dollar bills have been shoved down a stripper’s G-string at one point in time?”
― Jen McLaughlin, Out of Line