Curtis > Curtis's Quotes

“It’s not his girlfriend. It’s Princess Toadstool. And it’s not a gorilla,” I stress. “It’s Lemmy Koopa of the evil Koopa clan. And baby, as usual, you’re missing the point.” “Please enlighten me.” “The whole point of Super Mario Bros. is that it mirrors life.”
― Bret Easton Ellis, Glamorama

“I don't trust anyone named Gavin.”
― Bret Easton Ellis, Glamorama

“Hank, I can't stand it!"
"You can't stand what, baby?" "The situation."
"What situation, babe?"
"Me working and you laying around. All the neighbors think I am supporting you."
"Hell, I worked and you laid around."
"That's different. You're a man, I'm a woman."
"Oh, I didn't know that. I thought you bitches were always screaming for equal rights?”
― Charles Bukowski, Post Office

“See, I’ve proved that aging is only an illusion. Aging is what happens when we confuse our brains by putting too many images together at once. We think we see a picture, but the truth is, we’re just staring into space.”
― Claudia Ulloa Donoso, Little Bird

“My head didn’t hurt. I barely hit it at all. It was like when a party ends and you drop your head on the table to show you’re ready to go. But a person who goes to psychotherapy every month can’t say to a doctor, “No, my head’s fine.” So I let him bandage my head.”
― Claudia Ulloa Donoso, Little Bird