Jason Rose > Jason's Quotes

“Is a group of spiders really called a clutter? Like a gaggle of geese, a pack of wolves, a murder of crows? A clutter is a stupid name for a bunch of spiders. The word clutter only strikes fear in the hearts of maids and moms of messy teenagers.”
― Jason Rose, The Knight Advocate: An Urban Fantasy Legal Thriller

“Let me tell you what I actually know, I actually know you’re a dick and it sounds like you’re part of a click of dicks, and you, and your click, should beat it.” I’m pretty sure a group of dicks is called a click, if not, it should be. It’s a travesty of the human language, if it isn’t.”
― Jason Rose, The Knight Advocate: An Urban Fantasy Legal Thriller

“I’m trying to maintain that perfect alcohol equilibrium between euphoria and dulled senses—I call it dullphoria. My personal dullphoria rule, as long as I know my name, the name of the current president of the United States—which I can verify with the closest bartender—and my address, I’m allowed to have another drink.”
― Jason Rose, The Knight Advocate: An Urban Fantasy Legal Thriller

“Patience is a powerful tool for sharks and lawyers—two creatures that are often mistaken for one another.”
― Jason Rose, The Knight Advocate: An Urban Fantasy Legal Thriller