Jo > Jo's Quotes

“Sorry. I have technical difficulties making it through a room without bumping into something. Thank God my clumsiness is only restricted to the ground. I’d probably kill myself diving if I was this bad underwater. (Tory)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“No, Simi. No food. (Acheron)
No, Simi. No food. The Simi don’t like this, akri. Katoteros is boring. There’s nothing fun there. Only old dead people who want to come back here. Bleh! (Simi)
Simi...(Acheron)
I hear and obey, akri. The Simi just never said she would do so quietly. (Simi)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“See how exciting Anthropology is? He’s a leading expert in ancient Greece. Now you should all change your majors so that you can ogle men like him all day long. Or better yet, uncover naked male statues. (Tory)
Was that necessary? (Acheron)
Hey, I live to recruit students for the department. If I can make you good for something, then by golly I’m going to do it. (Tory)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“How did you get me here? (Tory)
I have my evil Jedi ways. The Force is strong with this one. (Acheron)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“I’m going to be exposed, aren’t I? (Acheron)
I don’t know. You planning on dropping your pants around me? If so, warn me first. I don’t want to go blind. (Savitar)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“You go to him for advice? He’s only what? Five years old? I swear I own older sweaters. (Tory)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“You are freakishly tall, aren’t you? (Tory)
For a woman wanting my help you are ever determined to insult me. Should I make this as painless as possible and leave now before the die-painfully-you-asshole-prick stuff starts again? (Acheron)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“I didn’t even know he knew any mellow shit. Dear gods…is he ill? (Urian)
I don’t know. In nine thousand years, I’ve never seen him like this before. (Alexion)
I’m beginning to get scared. This has to be a sign of the Apocalypse. If he breaks out into Air Supply, I say we sneak up on him, drag him outside and beat the holy shit out of him. (Urian)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“I don’t want any more insults. I’d like to experience three whole minutes in your presence before you lay into me again…and we really should make sure the tools are all locked up. (Acheron)
(He pulled the sleeve of his jacket back to look at his watch.)
Let me start timing… (Acheron)
(She opened her mouth to respond, but he held his hand up.)
Wait for it. We got two minutes and fifty-give seconds to go. (Acheron)
I’m not that bad. (Tory)
Yeah…you’re not standing in my shoes. (Acheron)
And judging by the ungodly size of them, I don’t think there are many people who could. (Tory)
We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we just set a new record. (Acheron)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron