Elizabeth Easter > Elizabeth's Quotes

“average men and women don’t really exist except as a statistical conceit.”
― John Taylor Gatto, The Underground History of American Education: An Intimate Investigation Into the Prison of Modern Schooling

“I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.”
― Dave Barry

“Our chief marketable skill, coming out of college, is the ability to write authoritatively about things we don’t necessarily understand.”
― Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood