Daniel > Daniel's Quotes

“So, if it's an axe weilding maniac reeking bloody havoc all over the neighborhood, exactly what are we going to defend ourselves with, our boners?"

Callum to Jacob”
― Mark Alders, Light of the Body

“Yeah, but you got claws and shit. I've got nothin' other than my cock. What am I gonna do, turkey slap any eternal to death?”
― Mark Alders, Hope of the Spirit

“Pain gettin’ cum spackle out of your pubes once it dries solid, you know.”
― Mark Alders, Shadows of the Mind