“You can be my avenging knight. Ooh! That’s what Princess X needs next: an avenging knight.”
“You think?”
“I’ve already decided. Your armor is gold, and you’re carrying a black battle-ax . . . I say we make you a redhead. You’ve got a little red in your hair, someplace. When the sunlight hits it just right.”
“We’re in Seattle. How often does the sunlight hit anything?”
“Walgreens is just right down the street. We could get a box of dye. It’d surprise the heck out of your dad.”
“You’re going to make me do this, aren’t you?”
“No, May. I’m not going to make you do anything, except help me finish the story.”
―
Cherie Priest,
I Am Princess X