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“My haptic suit did its best to simulate the sensation of torrents of falling water striking my body, but it felt more like someone pounding on my head, shoulders, and back with a bundle of sticks.”
― Ernest Cline, Ready Player One

“Barliona: if you do something yourself - you'll get a slice of the big pie. If you ask for help - you'll only get a biscuit. Tasty, but small. And it's the big pie I'm after...”
― Vasily Mahanenko, The Kartoss Gambit

“And don't forget about the cookie; I'm only helping you because you promised me one.”
― Vasily Mahanenko, The Secret of the Dark Forest

“In order to gather herbs fit for use, and not end up with trash that even traders wouldn't accept, you had to diligently measure the height and width of the stalk, then figure out their ratio and times that by the herb type, measure the resulting distance from the ground and thus find the only point at which the herb could be cut.”
― Vasily Mahanenko, The Secret of the Dark Forest

“my Greed Toad and Hoarding Hamster would never forgive me for passing up this chance”
― Vasily Mahanenko, The Phantom Castle

“Everything must have its measure, even your personal anger, otherwise the anger will take over your being and extinguish reason forever.”
― Vasily Mahanenko, The Phantom Castle

“To be great is one thing, but to be able to love and to follow that feeling is something totally different…Jeez….”
― Vasily Mahanenko, The Karmadont Chess Set

“Geez, what did I decide to work with a Shaman for? Look, you just dumped 15 months of work by three hundred people down the drain. The Shadow Dragon was supposed to be the main boss of the upcoming expansion, and yet the great hero rode in and decided to nix the whole thing.”
― Vasily Mahanenko, Shaman's Revenge

“Now, if anyone in the Refectory bothers you, you can chop off their head, Aaron thought cheerfully.”
― Holly Black, The Golden Tower

“Grounded and kept home from the Collegium for a whole year for making out with Evil Overlord Alex. Also for joining his evil army of evil.”
― Holly Black, The Golden Tower

“Oh, God, Call thought. Tamara’s father. And he’d just kissed Tamara. Was that why Mr. Rajavi was here? Don’t be totally ridiculous, said Aaron. Do you think he’s psychic or something? Kimiya was grounded for making out with Evil Overlord Alex — Tamara had said so. Mr. Rajavi had a well-established policy of not liking his children making out with Evil Overlords.”
― Holly Black, The Golden Tower

“soul.” “There cannot be,” said Ravan. “A person cannot be Devoured by their own soul. It would be like being murdered by life.”
― Holly Black, The Golden Tower

“No approving of the Evil Overlords,”
― Holly Black, The Golden Tower

“Name: Melvin Murphy Class: Student (Unlocked) Level: 1 Hit points: 100 Mana: 100 Stamina: 100 Strength: 25 Dexterity: 25 Agility: 25 Constitution: 50 Intelligence: 85 Wisdom: 30 Charisma: 10 Luck: 20”
― Kos Play, The Accidental Summoning

“This was how bullying survived in modern society. Everyone who had the power to do something about it turned the other way and pretended it didn’t exist.”
― Kos Play, The Accidental Summoning