Patrick McG > Patrick's Quotes

“Bridgeport?" Said I.
"Camelot," Said he.”
― Mark Twain, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

“Maine is not a death cult. I mean, it is, but it's a slow one. It creeps in like the tide, and without your even noticing, the ground around you is swallowed by water until it's gone”
― John Hodgman, Vacationland: True Stories from Painful Beaches