Tessa McFionn > Tessa's Quotes

“Ah, hell. Before I met you, the only men I’d hung out with wore more makeup than I wear in a month and weren’t interested in my plumbing.”
― Tessa McFionn, Spirit Fall

“Dude, we gotta work on your material. Hell, all you need is a little black moustache to twirl and go ‘Muahahahaha’ while you’re at it.”
― Tessa McFionn, Spirit Bound