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“There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.”
― Quentin Crisp

“If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant; How To Become A Virgin; Resident Alien

“Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.”
― Quentin Crisp