Betty Connor > Betty's Quotes

“I wonder how many women are held up in their bed waiting to be sung to, served wine to, read poetry to, kissed slowly with.”
― Brandon Villasenor, I Can't Stop Drinking About You

“I drink to make other people more interesting.”
― Hemingway, Ernest

“Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I go
To heal my heart and drown my woe
Rain may fall, and wind may blow
And many miles be still to go
But under a tall tree will I lie
And let the clouds go sailing by”
― J.R.R. Tolkien

“I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.”
― Chelsea Handler, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea