Jason E. Fort > Jason E.'s Quotes

“If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go...because man, they're gone!”
― Jack Handy

“Fighting a fully armed trained killer while naked always tipped the favor towards the guy with more than his underwear on.”
― Jason E. Fort, Misguided

“You're only human. You live once and life is wonderful so eat the damn red velvet cupcake!”
― Emma Stones

“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“Why can't people just sit and read books and be nice to each other?”
― David Baldacci, The Camel Club

“I have a handful of prayers that I pray all the time... One is that God will put my books into the right hands at the right times. I've prayed this prayer thousands of times, and God has answered it in dramatic fashion countless times. The right book in the right hands at the right time can save a marriage, avert a mistake, demand a decision, plant a seed, conceive a dream, solve a problem, and prompt a prayer. That is why I write. And that's why, for me, a book sold is not a book sold; a book sold is a prayer answered. I don't know the name and situation of every reader, but God does, and that's all that matters.”
― Mark Batterson, Draw the Circle: The 40 Day Prayer Challenge