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“Once you've got a task to do, it's better to do it than live with the fear of it.”
― Joe Abercrombie, The Blade Itself

“You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That's your ass, that's what.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

“He’s not dumb, Biff, he just has a talent for belief.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

“Go away. Your feet are misshapen and your eyebrows grow together in a threatening way.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

“He was a LEPER, you idiot! Not a leopard.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

“Henceforth and from now on, I decree that whenever something bad happens to me, there shall be bunnies around. So it shall be written.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal