Mike > Mike's Quotes

“Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.”
― Rodney Dangerfield

“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.”
― Albert Einstein

“A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.”
― Irene Hannon

“Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.”
― Alexander Pope