Milton Esitubi > Milton's Quotes

“Sleeping with another girl does not always mean you are a lesbian, sometimes it just means the central heating needs fixing”
― Amy Mah, Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

“Amy! Sit correctly, you are wearing a dress...feet on the floor and your knees together girl...You are trying to catch a husband, not flies !”
― Amy Mah, Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire