Scott Baker > Scott's Quotes

“Sleeping with another girl does not always mean you are a lesbian, sometimes it just means the central heating needs fixing”
― Amy Mah, Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

“Stupidity is the chlorine that cleans out the gene pool.”
― Scott M. Baker, The Vampire Hunters

“The only thing scarier than zombies are Nazi zombies.”
― Scott M. Baker