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“Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“Maybe I’ll post a consumer review. “Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“the Pakistan fundraiser was thoroughly inspiring - the event was able to amass 2.3 million smiles for the school”
― Dave Eggers, The Circle

“Why would you ask for a spell like that!”
“What I asked for was a spell to light my room, you twat, that’s what I got.” To be fair, the incarnate flame was in fact doing a magnificent job of lighting the room.”
― Naomi Novik, A Deadly Education

“We walk until we’re walking out instead of walking in.”
― Anne de Marcken, It Lasts Forever and Then It's Over