Mimi > Mimi's Quotes

“If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant; How To Become A Virgin; Resident Alien

“all right everyone, line up alphebetically according to your hight”
― Casey Stengel

“California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange.”
― Fred Allen

“i busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.”
― Steven Wright

“I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!”
― Steven Wright

“Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?”
― Steven Wright