Ruben > Ruben's Quotes

“When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.”
― Johnny Depp

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss

“... you're nuts but you're welcome here.”
― Steve Martin

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
― Rodney Dangerfield

“I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.”
― Rodney Dangerfield