Jo Raven > Jo's Quotes

“Always trust your gut,” he says. “It tells the truth when your brain doesn’t want to accept it.”
― Jo Raven, Jagged Edge

“He’s like chocolate and Nutella. The boy’s addictive.”
― Jo Raven, Seth

“Ashurbanipal.” Oh, baby, keep talking dirty to me.”
― Jo Raven, Candy Boys

“Maybe she’s not as broken as you think. Maybe she’s just cracked and only needs a bit of glue to put her straight.”
― Jo Raven, Jesse

“If you look good outside, you will feel powerful inside.”
― Jo Raven, Candy Boys

“Scratch that—I am paying good money for this.”
― Jo Raven, Riot: Bad Boy Escorts

“You can't muffle a real good time.”
― Jo Raven, Ocean

“what can I say? Can’t beat fictional boyfriends. They’re the best. ***”
― Jo Raven, Candy Boys

“Siblings. Always exaggerating, always teasing. Can’t live without them, can’t put them up for sale on eBay.”
― Jo Raven, Caveman

“We thank you, God, for this boy and his awesome genes. Keep up the good work.”
― Jo Raven, Candy Boys

“He gives me a look like I’ve gone crazy. He’s an idiot. I’ve always been crazy, so how’s that any news?”
― Jo Raven, Inked Brotherhood Bundle

“You’ll see,” she says cryptically, because she sometimes likes acting like an oracle and asshole all wrapped in one.”
― Jo Raven, Candy Boys

“tantric sex”
― Jo Raven, Candy Boys

“I return my attention my drum”
― Jo Raven, Rafe

“That’s one naughty, bad little voice.”
― Jo Raven, Caveman

“Tyler”
― Jo Raven, Tyler

“I put on the first Matrix movie, because it’s something light.”
― Jo Raven, Candy Boys

“She also smiles up at him, and all that’s missing is rose petals drifting down and violins playing.”
― Jo Raven, Jesse

“I’m attracted to those tragic, brooding boys in the novels, and I should learn to separate reality from fiction.”
― Jo Raven, Ocean

“A good talisman is one you have for yourself and offer freely to another. The greatest talisman of them all is your heart.”
― Jo Raven, Jesse

“… and then the three little piglets had a threesome as the wolf watched.” I frown. “What?” “Told you he wasn’t listening to a word I said.”
― Jo Raven, Shane

“Insta-boy-gasm.”
― Jo Raven, Candy Boys

“Don’t stop pushing. Don’t let go.”
― Jo Raven, Jagged Edge

“My boobs tingle. My kitty purrs, asking for some petting. Later,”
― Jo Raven, Candy Boys

“What do you know, my daughter is a goddamn diva.”
― Jo Raven, Caveman

“Have I grown tits or something? Do I look like a chick? No, I don’t fucking wanna talk about it.”
― Jo Raven, Inked Brotherhood Bundle

“Maybe his past is all unicorn farts and rainbows,”
― Jo Raven, Seth

“I kinda think that, no matter what Jesse says or believes, he’s made lots of good friends. They’re even ready to bake for him.”
― Jo Raven, Jesse

“Wasted ain’t the same as drunk.” I drop the bottle and scrub a hand over my face. “The difference is small, but distinctive. When you’re drunk, you sing or slur your words.” Like I’m doing now.”
― Jo Raven, Inked Brotherhood Bundle

“When you’re wasted, you puke your guts out, and you find yourself in strangers’ beds without knowing how you got there.”
― Jo Raven, Inked Brotherhood Bundle