Al Macy > Al's Quotes

“Exactly,” Guccio said. “The image I’m getting now is some fat alien lounging in a spherical spaceship, drinking a beer, watching The Wizard of Oz on TV, and yelling obscenities at the screen. I think I’d prefer a computer.”
― Al Macy, Contact Us

“When they got the boxes inside, one of the younger council members said, “This is better than drunken Amazon shopping.”
Marie squinted and cocked her head. “What’s that?”
“You know. You buy something on Amazon when you’re drunk and then when it arrives, it’s like Christmas. You have no idea what’s going to be in the box.”
― Al Macy, Contact Us