Jen Heyer > Jen's Quotes

“It had been a while since I’d had a girls’ night out, and the estrogen rush was invigorating. – p.132”
― Stephenie Meyer, Twilight

“carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man”
― Ali Hazelwood, The Love Hypothesis

“You…love me?” She says it like I just confessed to fucking microwaved melons in my spare time; her words are filled with horror and
near-revulsion.”
― Sierra Simone, Sinner

“He’s Rowan,” Sloane says, gesturing at me again. Rose narrows her eyes as though this is insufficient information. “He’s my f-fr…boy. Guy. A man-guy. I’m…with. Here.”  I snort a laugh as Rose’s face scrunches. “Man-guy,” I echo. “Real smooth, Blackbird.”
― Brynne Weaver, Butcher & Blackbird

“He stares like he's about to deseed me like a pomegranate.”
― Ali Hazelwood, Love, Theoretically

“Her words travel directly to my dick, passing "Go" on the way. Fuck. This calls for - what did she call them? SHOUTY CAPITALS.”
― E.L. James, Grey

“I hated humans.
They were such a disappointment.
And to think, god switched dinosaurs for man.
He must be raging.”
― Chloe Walsh, Binding 13