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  • #1
    Jamie McGuire
    “To douchebags!" he said, gesturing to Brad. "And to girls that break your heart," he bowed his head to me. His eyes lost focus. "And to the absolute fucking horror of losing your best friend because you were stupid enough to fall in love with her.”
    Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster

  • #2
    “Life has no remote....get up and change it yourself!”
    Mark A. Cooper, Operation Einstein

  • #3
    Xavier Neal
    “Because that’s how it works in books! When I get home I’m burning all my books for being full of lies and slander! No. No! I take that back! I could never hurt a book…well like that. I may or may not have thrown a novel across the room a time or two in my life. Oh come on, I know you have too! Or you’ve at least thought about it.”
    Xavier Neal, Numb

  • #4
    Xavier Neal
    “Book boyfriend shirts are totally in style. At least when you’re a nerd, which is a totally acceptable thing to be.”
    Xavier Neal, Numb

  • #5
    Xavier Neal
    “Are you staying home or going out again?”

    “Home. Did you miss the part where I said I got a new book?”
    Xavier Neal

  • #6
    Xavier Neal
    “Happy Endings are profitable. People can get misery for free.”
    Xavier Neal, Blind

  • #7
    Xavier Neal
    “If girls paid me for orgasms, let’s just say I’d make Bill Gates look poor.”
    Xavier Neal, Mollify

  • #8
    Xavier Neal
    “Papa wasn’t a rolling stone. Papa was a raging fist.”
    Xavier Neal, Blind

  • #9
    Xavier Neal
    “Marines or prison seemed like the only two choices for a foster kid fuck up like myself, so I chose the one less likely to end with ass rape.”
    Xavier Neal, Collapse

  • #10
    Xavier Neal
    “Long Live Book Nerds!”
    Xavier Neal, Blind

  • #11
    Xavier Neal
    “I look like a huge cock ribbed for her pleasure.”
    Xavier Neal, Collapse

  • #12
    Cambria Hebert
    “You have a lot of options,” I said seriously. “I’m not the best one.” “No.” He agreed. “You’re not.” Geez, he could have said it a little nicer. “You’re the only one.”
    Cambria Hebert, #Nerd

  • #13
    Carian Cole
    “Lateness is a trait of disrespect and it gives the person waiting for you time to think about your other shortcomings.”
    Carian Cole, Torn



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