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    George Carlin
    “The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.”
    George Carlin

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    David  Simpson
    “I don’t know what the hell that freak just said, but we’re not as backward as you cyborgs think! We know how to speak English!” The tableau continued a moment longer before Old-timer finally managed to utter, “You do?” “No! I’m lying to you! I don’t speak a damn word of English! I memorized this phonetically just to piss you off at the right moment!” the Purist shouted back at him.”
    David Simpson, Post-Human Omnibus

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    David  Simpson
    “Feelings are never wrong. Only actions can be wrong.”
    David Simpson, Post-Human Omnibus



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