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  • #1
    Ian Schrauth
    “I thought I was done…Not until this shit started…”
    Ian Schrauth, Vacillating Brown and Black: Vol. 1

  • #2
    Ian Schrauth
    “God damn, boy, can you sit down a little harder?”
    Ian Schrauth, Vacillating Brown and Black: Vol. 1

  • #3
    Ian Schrauth
    “Ha, Ha. Quit being a smart ass. Seriously. You sound dull.”
    Ian Schrauth, Vacillating Brown and Black: Vol. 1

  • #4
    Ian Schrauth
    “DOUBLE FUCK!”
    Ian Schrauth, Vacillating brown and Black: Vol. 3

  • #5
    Ian Schrauth
    “I lost the boy I used to love! Now he’s gone!”
    Ian Schrauth, Vacillating brown and Black: Vol. 3

  • #6
    Lindsey Stirling
    “You’ve got to have confidence in the very thing that makes you unique – then wait for the world to catch up”
    Lindsey Stirling

  • #7
    Lindsey Stirling
    “The only reason I am successful is because I have stayed true to myself.”
    Lindsey Stirling

  • #8
    Lindsey Stirling
    “If I break the glass, then I'll have to fly, There's no one to catch me if I take a dive. I'm scared of change, and the days stay the same, The world is spinning but only in gray”
    Lindsey Stirling

  • #9
    Ian Schrauth
    “99.6% of people had a bad experience?”
    Ian Schrauth, The Opportunity: A Novella

  • #10
    Ian Schrauth
    “I tell you what, Hayden. You’re hot stuff!”
    Ian Schrauth, The Opportunity: A Novella

  • #11
    Ian Schrauth
    “It smells like…” I started to say and smelt it again. “A farm….”
    Ian Schrauth, The Opportunity: A Novella

  • #12
    Ian Schrauth
    “Same with Market America, but we won’t get into the CEO yelling at a tombstone at a conference telling him ‘get up! I have an opportunity for you!”
    Ian Schrauth, The Opportunity: A Novella

  • #13
    Ian Schrauth
    “Only if you stop being so negative and let me devour you.”
    Ian Schrauth, The Opportunity: A Novella

  • #14
    Ian Schrauth
    “He slammed the back of the plastic chair and stormed off. “Nobody wants to join your fucking pyramid scheme!!!”
    Ian Schrauth, The Opportunity: A Novella

  • #15
    Ian Schrauth
    “To make a short story even shorter, don’t do Amway…or any MLM.”
    Ian Schrauth, The American Way: The Good, the bad, and the lies I've learned from being an Amway IBO

  • #16
    Ian Schrauth
    “Yes, single cat lady.”
    Ian Schrauth, The Girl With the Fangs

  • #17
    Ian Schrauth
    “You wanna bust this nut while you’re at it?”
    Ian Schrauth, The Girl With the Fangs
    tags: nsfw

  • #18
    Ian Schrauth
    “Fuck you!”
    “When, where, what time, and what position?”
    Ian Schrauth, The Girl With the Fangs
    tags: nsfw

  • #19
    Ian Schrauth
    “Damn daddy, quack quack!”
    Ian Schrauth, The Girl With the Fangs

  • #20
    Ian Schrauth
    “You Probably came under that table three times! And only ONCE with your hand!”
    Ian Schrauth, The Girl With the Fangs
    tags: nsfw

  • #21
    Ian Schrauth
    “PANERA! NOT BREADCO!”
    Ian Schrauth, The Girl With the Fangs

  • #22
    Ian Schrauth
    “Was she drunk PREPARING for the party?”
    Ian Schrauth, The Girl With the Fangs



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