“Me: Can we order takeout tonight? You’ve been out of town for, like, three days. I won’t make it through dinner without mole-sting you.
Leo: Ah yes. Mole-sting. My favorite.
Me: Molesting* Fucking autocorrect.
Leo: Don’t lie! If you want to get kinky , just say so. I’m not sure how I feel about moles, but I’m willing to discuss.”
―
Aly Martinez,
Broken Course