M. Mabie > M.'s Quotes

“Maybe he just wanted some strange. Ewww. That made me the strange.”
― M. Mabie, Bait

“Only love can scare you shitless. But would you want it any other way?”
― M. Mabie, Fade In

“She also cussed every time he pooped for the first year, so it came as no surprise when his first sentence was, “Shit, Momma.” Our sides hurt for days after that one.”
― M. Mabie, Fade In: A Celebrity Workplace Standalone Romantic Comedy

“Coop knows that I would rather douche with battery acid than pick a restaurant, so he already knew to tell him that it would be fine.”
― M. Mabie, Fade In: A Celebrity Workplace Standalone Romantic Comedy

“Till, this is my boyfriend, Ray Mabie.”
― Aly Martinez, Fighting Silence

“It's the bait, Blake. The bait is this outside force that brings these two totally different, foreign, objects together. Neither the hook nor the fish have a choice. We have something like that. We have the bait.”
― M. Mabie, Bait

“I walked in and turned around to see her, standing in the doorway, she looked like a starved puppy. I wanted to feed her, but she wasn't my dog.”
― M. Mabie, Bait

“Moist. That word alone made me want to take a shower.”
― M. Mabie, Bait

“I walked outside and then I kept walking. When I made it to the end of her property that butted up against the woods, I screamed. I swore. I damned everything I could think of.”
― M. Mabie, Bait

“I didn't have to unfold the paper to know what it was. I'd waited for that moment for so long.”
― M. Mabie, Bait

“Love can make a dude do some messed-up shit.”
― M. Mabie, Sail

“Who ever really knows that it is the first time the first time you meet? It's only the first time after there's a second time. Up until then, it's just an only.”
― M. Mabie, Fade In: A Celebrity Workplace Standalone Romantic Comedy

“I won't be caught dead winking in a message. I don't wink at people normally. Why would I do it in a text? I'd prefer a middle finger emoticon, but those are hard to find.”
― M. Mabie, Fade In

“I like the way your future looks," I said anyway.
"Good. Then I'll share it with you.”
― M. Mabie, Sail

“Some people probably fall in love as if they’ve peacefully dropped into a bed of feathers. Falling in love for us was like right before a bike wreck when the front wheel gets all wobbly. Out of control.”
― M. Mabie, Sail

“Concave and convex, we fit together like two praying hands. A prayer that begged for absolution and time. We were both sinners and the truth of that hurt. But having her in my arms, her mouth on mine, I couldn’t understand how I’d ever be forgiven. And I didn’t want to be.”
― M. Mabie, Sail

“I love you." Who said that? Shit! It was me.”
― M. Mabie, Fade In

“The best things are worth waiting a little for, honeybee. Otherwise, fairy tales would start with happily ever after.”
― M. Mabie, Sail

“That's how you know it's important. You miss the moment before it even happens.”
― M. Mabie, Anchor

“I don't ever want my stuff to be separate from your stuff. My stuff likes your stuff. Our toothbrushes are now having an affair. We can't split them up.”
― M. Mabie, Anchor

“Because sometimes things happen that are so far past fantastic you have to do them again simply to see if they're as spectacular the second time. Those precious moments are almost as good as the next, when you learn sometimes the second-time moments are more.”
― M. Mabie, Anchor

“You know how you said you didn’t have any roots and that you thought this was a place you could grow some?” “Yeah.” “Well, I think you just broke ground tonight.”
― M. Mabie, Roots and Wings

“He’d magically turned all of my rough edges to silk when he touched me.”
― M. Mabie, Roots and Wings

“He made me feel so good about being me.”
― M. Mabie, Roots and Wings

“You stick out about like a turd in a punchbowl.”
― M. Mabie, Roots and Wings

“Busted knuckles? You one of those cage fighters? What’s your ring name? Captain Cavity?”
― M. Mabie, Roots and Wings

“people are just dumb, and she was president of the Idiot Club.”
― M. Mabie, Roots and Wings

“He’d magically turned all of my rough edges to silk when he touched me. Made all of the empty and lonely spots full with his attention. When his fingers moved over me, everything male in him spoke to everything female in me, and I felt beautiful. Fragile and vulnerable.”
― M. Mabie, Roots and Wings

“The week before I’d found some leftover cake, and, sure enough, it was harder than a wedding night dick.”
― M. Mabie, Roots and Wings

“How about you walk around back and I’ll show you my rental. You’re going to love it.” I had a suspicion that he was still giving me shit. “Now, Van, this is no Cadillac, but she does turn heads,” he said as I walked around back with him. O’Fallon, hot on our heels. “There she is.” I couldn’t help myself that time. I laughed. And then I laughed a little more. There sat a red and orange, nineteen eighty-something piece of suburban history. “The Astro Van?” I asked. He answered, “The Astro Vaughn.”
― M. Mabie, Roots and Wings