Joey > Joey's Quotes

“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
― George Carlin

“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
― Bill Cosby

“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.”
― H.N. Turteltaub, The Sacred Land

“Trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.”
― Moliere