“CUSTOMER: OK, so you want this book?
THEIR DAUGHTER: Yes!
CUSTOMER:
Peter Pan?
THEIR DAUGHTER: Yes, please. Because he can fly.
CUSTOMER: Yes, he can - he's very good at flying.
THEIR DAUGHTER: Why can't I fly, daddy?
CUSTOMER: Because of evolution, sweetheart.”
―
Jen Campbell,
Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
