Max Henry > Max's Quotes

“There's no bitch on earth like a mother frightened for her kids.”
― Stephen King

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”
― Milton Berle

“Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation.”
― Robert A. Heinlein, Have Space Suit—Will Travel

“Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn't turn it on.”
― Erma Bombeck

“And then something invisible snapped insider her, and that which had come together commenced to fall apart.”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska