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“Horse: Wood like you were sporting usually implies the opposite. Unless it was for me? If that's the case, I'm genuinely flattered. No judgements.”
― Joanna Wylde, Reaper's Legacy

“You want the freedom to sleep around. I'm not willing to give you that. I want more. Sounds like we have a fundamental difference of opinion here, and I'm not going to try and change you. But I'll tell you one thing, Ruger- I deserve to be with someone who gives a shit about me, as a person. Someone who values me enough not to fuck other women. I'd rather be alone the rest of my life than settle for what you're offering. Consider yourself a hell of a booty call, but that's it. We clear?”
― Joanna Wylde, Reaper's Legacy

“Well I don't care how other people live" I said. "If they want to let their men sleep around, that's their business. But I'll be damned if I'll put up with it. Not good enough for me, and no way I want Noah growing up thinking that's how you treat a woman. Ruger can take his offer, stick it on a fork, and shove it up his ass. Now I need to find a job and somewhere to live, because I'm sure as hell not living with him any longer.”
― Joanna Wylde, Reaper's Legacy

“Ruger's in there too. Hands covered in blood so they arrested him. He had to tackle your girl to get the gun away from her. She'd gone all Pulp Fiction on us, ready to defend you by killing all of us if she had to. Crouched over your body like Wonder Woman. Gives me a boner just thinking about it.”
― Joanna Wylde, Reaper's Property

“Jesus Christ… Thank fuck for that,” Picnic said.
“Nope, not Jesus, just a man,” Horse whispered. “Although when women see my dick for the first time, they’ve been known to fall down on their knees and worship me.”
― Joanna Wylde, Reaper's Property

“I’ll be your old lady and I’ll wear your patch. But if you ever let some bitch shove her tits in your face again, I’ll shoot you myself.”
― Joanna Wylde, Reaper's Property

“I want you to be my old lady, babe. That’s all I have to offer. I’m a Reaper, and this is my world. You wear my patch, you be my woman and I’ll be your man. We take the good times together and fight through the bad times. No games. That’s everything I’ve got and it’s all yours if you’ll take it.”
― Joanna Wylde, Reaper's Property

“You’re cute when you’re pissed. Kind of like a wet kitten. Gets me hard.”
― Joanna Wylde, Reaper's Property

“He fisted her hair, holding her head so far back she couldn’t move. “You, darlin’.” His voice was low as he snarled out each phrase. “You happened. That fucking night happened. That damn, blue dress, the sight of you with an ax, straddling me on that chair, this house, how hard you come when I fuck you, the smell of dinner, the smell of this fire…….fuck, the smell of you – it all happened. With all this shit circling around us, you happened. I said no turning back, Eva. You’re mine. Every fucking inch of you – and I mean every inch. You get my meaning?”
― Elayne DiSano, For Your Sake

“The fuck ups are how we learn, and sometimes we need to do the same fuck up more than once to get the message”
― Lina Andersson, Arrow of Time

“He knew that ‘fine.’ It was another one of those female ‘fine’ that meant he was in the doghouse. That kind of 'fine' that meant 'I'm gonna shut up now, but I might stab you in your sleep'.”
Brick
Excerpt From: Lina, Andersson. “Arrow of Time.”
― Lina Andersson, Arrow of Time

“Have you ever even been dumped before?” Mac asked. “Yeah. Victoria Hanson.” “You were seventeen then.” “Still. I’ve been dumped and it sucked.” “You got head in the library the next day.” “That’s how I grieve.”
― Lina Andersson, Center of Gravity

“I've never heard a girl say, 'hey, look at that bulge, I'm gonna put that in my rub scrub.”
― Lina Andersson, Perfect Collision