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“There's nothing precious about life, Linus. People say life is precious, and sleep soundly in the thought that they're good and just, but everything they do is counter to that. Every hurt they do or help to do is at its heart anti-life. And it's not that in itself that makes me hate, but the hypocrisy of it all. The hypocrisy of it all is what makes me into–––I hope she razes this place to the ground. I hope she buries it in the sea." Abiron”
― Aaron Ward, Anaxagoras

“Kappa are proud and stubborn, but also fiercely honorable; they never break a promise. Kappa will eat almost anything, but they are particularly fond of two foods: cucumbers and raw innards—particularly human anuses. Interactions:”
― Matthew Meyer, The Night Parade of One Hundred Demons: A Field Guide to Japanese Yokai

“Fenced round with spells, unhurt I venture Their sabbath strange where Witches keep; Fearless the Sorcerer's circle enter, And woundless tread on snakes asleep. Lo!”
― Matthew Lewis, The Monk

“Your words repentant and your sighs would prove, Lost is the time which is not past in love. The”
― Matthew Lewis, The Monk

“Babi (alt. spelling Baba) is a bloodthirsty Baboon God.”
― Patrick Auerbach, Egyptian Gods: The Gods and Goddesses of Ancient Egypt

“Man was born for society. However little He may be attached to the World, He never can wholly forget it, or bear to be wholly forgotten by it.”
― Matthew Gregory Lewis, The Monk

“Azuki araou ka? Hito totte kuou ka? (shoki shoki) Shall I wash my red beans, or shall I catch a human to eat? (shoki shoki) Interactions:”
― Matthew Meyer, The Night Parade of One Hundred Demons: A Field Guide to Japanese Yokai

“Diet: souls; occasionally snacks on babies Appearance:”
― Matthew Meyer, The Night Parade of One Hundred Demons: A Field Guide to Japanese Yokai

“Noise harms your body and boils your brain. The word "noise" derives from the Latin word nausea.”
― Michael Finkel, The Stranger in the Woods: The Extraordinary Story of the Last True Hermit

“Well, for a considerable time after you were born, you had no such reason for rejoicing in your form. You were then a mere cabbage-insect, a hairy worm; and you were so poor that you could not afford even one robe to cover your nakedness; and your appearance was altogether disgusting. Everybody in those days hated the sight of you.”
― Lafcadio Hearn, Kwaidan: Stories and Studies of Strange Things

“P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants