Amanda > Amanda's Quotes

“See, people always think cities are dangerous, but small towns are where all the worst serial killers live!”
― Laurie Gilmore, The Pumpkin Spice Café

“Goddess, we beseech you that this man shall never again darken Vivi’s door nor her vagina.”
― Erin Sterling, The Ex Hex

“She’d made peace with it a long time ago because such was life: a never-ending series of bargains with your hormones”
― Kate Meader, Good Guy